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{Lancers pov}

I'm sitting on a rocky out croping looking at nothing. "Fucking hell..." I mumble to my self. "How am I going to keep my sanity with this situation..." I mumble as I look down and watch Harley chase Rose with a comicly huge water-gun. "Damn-it harley!""Thats not fair!!" Rose yells as she doges a water stream.

"Huuuh!" I bemoan as i fallback. "Maybe I should have stayed with the J.S.A." "This kind of shit NEVER happened there..." As i grumble to my self i recieve a mental image brodcasted by my invsio-doupleganger.

{Jinx, Raven, and Argent are cooking a meal for the group, well Raven is mostly just there}

"Lancer seems a little depressed." Jinx says with a worried tone. "Can you blame him?" "This is a lot to take in." Raven says as she passes Argent a bottle of spices. "Thats why we have to make SURE he enjoys this meal." "We have to make him remember that we love him and that its not the fault of his curse that we are here." Argent explains as she prepares a seafood dish. "Right!" Jinx and Raven nod.

"I wish I could believe that you three..." I whisper. "OOOFF!!" I gasp as a weight lands on my chest. "Hey puddin!" "Why ya so down in da dumps?" (It's Harley who haveing lost Rose decided to play with her new 'boyfriend'.) "Hello Harley.." "Could you move so I can breath..." I gasp. "Oopsies!" She giggles as she moves down to my lap. "Harley?" I ask as she smiles at me sweetly. (It's a creepy smile...but still sort of sweet)

"Yeah?" "What cha need John?" She asks me. "Do you love me for real?" "Or is this some kind of game?" I ask with a stern tone remembering the 'first' time we met. She looks down sadly. "I guess I desoived that..." She whispers. "I know we didn't meet in the best of toims..." She says as she sniffles a little. "Sniff..but when I first saw ya..I thought ya where realy cute...and i knew ya would'nt go fer a goyl like me.." (Crazy supervillian she means)

"So I thought dat...well..." She mumbles still sniffleing. "I know ya wont believe me but...I am sorry..." She whispers. "MY FEELINGS FER YA ARE REAL DOU!!!!" She yells tears streaming from her eyes. (I feel even worse now) I pull her into a hug. "I'm sorry for doubting you Harley." I whisper. she purrs as she cuddles into the hug. "Dat's ok puddin,but ya gotta do TWO tings ta make it up ta me!" She says with a giggle.

"Ohh?" "What's that?" I say with a chuckle as we break the hug. "First ting is...ya gotta say ya love me." "And mean it!" She says with a shy tone. "Done!" I whisper as I pull her into a deep kiss. "Mmmph!" She squeaks as she is caught of guard. I Break the kiss and whisper in her ear. "I love you Harley.."

"Whats next?" I ask with a grin as she is shakeing with arousal and embarasement. "We gotta have sex, RIGHT NOW!" She says with a giggle as she pushes me to the ground. "You just lye back and relax puddin." "And let me take care a ya." She tells me with a lustfull tone. "O-K!" I say with a laugh.

She pulls of her top exposeing her perky tits and strikes a pose. "Hmhmhm..Ya like em puddin?" she asks me. "Cause der yours now!" she tells me as she pushes my face to her breast. I start sucking on her nipple. "Mmmmh..dats it baby.." She moans. I reach down and slide my shorts off. (Im starting to think i shoud just walk around naked.) "Ooh yeah." She moans as she caresses my shaft. "This is gonna feel so good!" (She is such a little horndog) I think to my self.

"Heeeey!" "you up here John!?" Rose calls as she climbs up to the clearing me and Harley are in. "Ah crap!" Harley grumbles. "Oops I didnt know you two where...Gwa-hahahaha!!" She starts laughing as she spots us in mid-coitus. "Oh fuck you one-eye!!" Harley screams as Rose is rolling on the ground laughing. "Eh-hem!" I coff. "If you two are done i'd like to continue where i left off with my girlfreind." I tell the two argueing ex-villians. "Really!" Harley squeeks happly.

"Well..yeah!" I tell her. "What about me!?" Rose whines. "What about ya, one-eye!?" "Three's a crowd!!" Harley growls as she clings to me. (This isnt good...) (These two are gonna either kill each other or tear me to pieces!) I think to myself as Harley and Rose stare daggers at each-other.