back to Deb and Scotty

Have any of you two bedded any of these women or men in the league?

Scott: ?Oh, god yea. Some of these chicks is easier than preschool. Won?t name some names, but Casey was plenty freaky in her bad days. Bagged Delisha too. Wasn?t a real challenge, but still worth it. Once fooled Hoeful with a disguise to think I was an overly curious student. It was without her glasses, but hey, whatya want??

Deb: ?Well, on occasion. Dr. Hoeful was a lot of fun to? uh? work with. I went wild with Officer Faye when she stood up for me one night. I managed to cool down Sheanna once when she wandered off by herself. I?m sure there?s more but that?s all that comes to mind.?

Scott: ?Just another drop in the bucket for a cum dumpster like yourself.?

Do the audience pay attention to your announcing, with all the sex going on?

Scott: ?You?d be surprised. People get caught up in the action, but it?s easy to keep your ears open. How often have you been jerkin? off or fuckin? and heard footsteps outside and stop? The ears work just fine when you?re hot. Plus Deb?s got a good voice for turning the crowd on or up, depending what we?re lookin for.?

Deb: ?There ARE fans of this stuff, you know. It?s not just a porno. It?s practically a soap opera happening behind it all. Plus not everyone can see the action the best, so it?s nice to help them out. We were out of town one week to be guests at a meeting with some businessmen in California (it?s almost like she?d PLANNED on having that match with their wives). Anyway, they had two new guys come in and announce instead of us that week, and they actually got a pretty negative reception.?

?Bring back Horndog and Double-D,? chuckled Scott. ?Got lotsa fanmail sayin? that.?

Did your fame increase, and how did the new fame change your life?

Scott: ?We?re paid good, but we?re not too famous. We?ve been on a few talk shows, which were usually borderline interrogations. But it?s fun to watch stuck up hosts try and reason with us over it.?

Debbie: ?With our voices more famous than our faces, we?ve been on radio shows a lot, actually. We guested on a lot of those shows, but they were cooler about us than tv shows were. I had already been on Howard Stern (they love us there) before we got famous, when I won a contest for most creative pube shaving. FYI, it said ?this end up? and pointed towards my cootch. We do radio spots ourselves sometimes, and I overheard some execs talking about wanting to get us our own radio show or sports-talk kind of thing.?

What to you say to people that say this leauge is nothing but a savage den of depravity filled with criminals, lunatics, sluts, and sociopaths?

Scott took a long puff of his cigar, smiled, and shrugged. ?Yea. Whatya want, a medal? Maybe a certificate for passing an eye exam??

Debbie looked a bit shocked by the response, but spoke anyway. ?It?s not always that terrible. You can look at it as us keeping the more dangerous girls in one place, where they work each other over more than random people. And for most of the girls here, it?s just crazy fun. And despite how things can look sometimes, I really don?t think Tanya McVan?s EVER **** someone to join the league. Maybe makes them crazy offers, but they have to agree themselves. This isn?t the coliseum, after all.?

?Kind of is,? said Scott.

?The coliseum wasn?t just where they sent warriors, but where they had criminals fight beasts and each other for punishment.?

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?I went to COLLEGE!? she whined.

?Well I still say that description fits some of our girls pretty well. Tell me April the felon against Sheanna don?t fit that pretty well.?