answers quite cruelly

Do you have a boyfriend?
“Nope. Got some nerd that follows me around sometimes, but don’t think that counts except for in his head.”

What team do your actually cheer for?
“Team? HA! I cheer for me, and how freakin’ great I am. Our school team is the Mighty Growlbacks, which is where I got the uniform, but I only show up there when I feel like it. I usually go to the games to show off how great I can be while still skipping practices. My favorite cheering is all about me, though. Check it out!”

The Asian terror grabbed a pair of pompoms and went into a bouncy little number.
“Chichi! Chichi! She’s so great!
She’s the one they love AND hate!
Chichi! Chichi! She’s the best!
Let’s go, Chichi! Fuck the rest!
Kiiiiiiiiss my ass!”
She flashed her butt at the last one before reclaiming her seat.

Kimmy the Teacher tried to put a restraining order against you but it failed due to you having better lawyer thanks to a load from boss bitch. How did you meet kimmy and why so much ****?
“Oh, it’s a dull story. She was a new teacher and didn’t know how shit worked at school yet. She tried to make me go to class and stuff, so I beat her stupid ass around the school and dumped her head in a toilet. All I had to do from then on is look at her funny before she’d bend to me.
“Honestly, she’s not a shitty fighter. Good for a random teach, especially. No Miss H, but good enough, I guess. She just has no confidence, so it’s easy to make her feel weak while using her for some cheap help.”

What the most vicious beating you gave a person?
“Might have been the time I fucked up Sister Mary… blinded her with mace in the pompoms, choked her out, and **** her in the ring with her own strapon. Had to drag me off her… hehe. That was pretty early in my day, too.
“I’ve done some crazy stuff to these bimbos though. Once beat down Tikka with a nerf bat, but I snuck in a metal one with a little bit of nerf on the outside to fool everyone.” She laughed excitedly. “And I gave Timmy a wedgie from the third floor with one of my super elastic thongs. He screamed all the way down til he toes touched the ground! Haha! And ”

You sometimes you team up with Amazon. Isn’t it true the Amazon do 99 percent of the work in those fights?
“Ha! Pay attention, dorks. I’m the brains there. Muscle-head is a great goon, but she ain’t got shit for strategy. I’m the one sneaking weapons, doing the fancy moves, and working the enemy’s junk while the officials are distracted. She’s a good front-liner, but without me, she’s not worth half of Team Tinytanic.”

Pardon me for saying this. But isnt this who SEX MATCH thing rigged. Arent you basicly porn stars an whores playing dress up?
“I suppose you have a point. We do dress up in silly suits and play pretend in front of a bunch of cameras. Pardon me for saying THIS, but…” She snuck a roll of quarters into her fist and clocked you across the face.

“That fake enough for you, asshole?! A lot more real than your manhood, I bet, getting cold-cocked by a little girl!” she screamed down at you. “You’re a pathetic dork if you think we aren’t taking and giving real lumps and bruises out there! And I’m gonna make you tell everyone out there that by making you the best example I ever saw!”

She flicked back one of her pigtails. “Unless you had any more questions about just how great I am.”