annoying "fashionista"

I saw a girl walking out of the school of design building. She was dressed like some sort of Portland hipster with a black dress over a white long-sleeve sweater, black hose, lace up ankle boots, a black hat, and huge round sunglasses.

"Let me guess, design student?" I asked. "Fashion."

"Whatever," she said. "I think there's a sale on khaki pants at Target."

She goes to walk off, but I snap her photo.

"You know, it would be very hip and cool and unique if you spent the rest of the day suckng guys off then spitting their cum into your hat. Put your hat back on after you spit the cum into it and keep doing it until you've sucked off 12 guys. Try to suck off preppy guys, nerds, and jocks. Show them how sexy and cool you are. Always suck them off on your knees too. Don't wash your hair until tomorrow evening. Do this once a week until you graduate."

"Of course. I can do all of that," she said.