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?This all we got?? Jack asked a bit skeptically. The five men (besides Rich and himself) were waiting for him by the docks as planned.

?This is the majority of the men in the league,? Rich said a bit grimly. ?These are the ones who have WON a match.?

?You?re kidding. Timmy?!?

?He?s had a weird past. He was hypnotized into being a practical barbarian once, and he?s shown he can be a master of sex moves when he gets his head in the game. Beat Big Mama once like that.?

Jack looked with concern over at the group, where Timmy waved eagerly back.

?We can use him if we use him right. Mind you, this is just a collection of the men. Take who you like, I?m just showing you our options.?

Jack sighed and approached the group. 40 Cent, Thunder, Timmy Luv, The Cowboy, and?

?Hey, you,? Jack says, pointing at the scientist, wearing a lab coat and loose pants with no shirt beneath.

?Doctor? will do,? he corrects.

?Well then, Doctor,? Jack shrugs. ?You can tell your girls to come out.?

His two nurses Pam and Rachel appear beside him from behind some stacks of crates, six-foot busty girls in lab coats with brown or blonde hair and glasses. Loyal to the ****, they say.

?Hey, this? boys only! No girls allowed!? Timmy belted out.

?Be lucky you?re here, punk,? 40 snapped.

?Yea. Don?t quite care for this bein? a sausage fest as it is,? Thunder grumbled, eying the sisters. They folded their arms defiantly under their chests.

?No need to be so harsh on em,? Cowboy slid in his two cents. ?If this fellah weren?t interested in bein? in the company of such lovely ladies, wouldn?t really be one of us, wouldee?? The girls seemed to relax at that.

?These are what we?ve got to work with,? Rich said, this time for all to hear. ?Timmy Luv! The league?s living bullseye. Had his spells as Tantric Timmy, Timmy the Warrior, and very briefly, Timmy the **** Killer.?

?Yea, even I?m sorry about that one.?

?And Tammy the schoolgirl, I understand,? Jack said with a grin.

?Shut up! That one was **** on me!?

?The squirt?s taken down Baroness, Big Mama, and Casey Luv!? Rich cut in. ?He?s gone against the biggest and strongest this league has, and even if they regularly get kicked in, he?s got some balls being here.?

?Doc has been laying a bit low lately,? Rich said. ?But he was hear when this league was barely on its feet. He?s got the smarts and he?ll play dirty as he pleases, not to mention some outright power.?

The Doctor bowed slightly in silent acknowledgement.

?Thunder was part of the best mixed tag team in league history, holding the title for the majority of the time it existed. Riot was no pushover, but this guy to pull his weight and kick some ass, maybe the strongest guy in the league.?

?Fuck yea,? Thunder grunted proudly.

?The Cowboy. A rough and tumble partner, but better known for his seduction of the ladies. Barely a woman walks past him without getting a little wet, and walking free in this league with that kinda charm makes him some kinda fighter, I?d say.?

?Lover, not a fighter,? The Cowboy said with a small nod and a tip of his hat. He reconsidered, then shrugged. ?Fightin?s just another part of lovin? sometimes, though.?

?And 40 Cent. Hardcore rapper who used to tap Casey Luv. Bit on the heel side, but aren?t we all a little?? Rich said, getting some chuckles. ?But you don?t be the dominant member of a relationship with a Luv without knowing some goddamn killer moves.?

?And I?m the asshole out there giving you guys some credibility again,? Jack said with a plain smirk. ?I took on Tanya and some of her worst goons head on, and got my ass into some zany schemes that made me a name for myself. Enough intros! We got business here.?