a bit of mutual masturbation

"OK, dont freak about this, but do you wanna whack off? wait wait wait, lemme finish. we face the opposite way, and just jack off, and talk about wanking. not gay poofter shit, but 2 straight guys talking about having a wank" strangely enough, the idea appealed to mik.
"yeah... i mean, its something that's not BAD to talk about, but its not really for everyday coversation at the dinner table with your mum. this is the kinda situation you'd do it in. Im in."
"sweet, well, I'll be facing this way, so if you wanna face the other way...." they turned to their respective walls and whipped it out. Joel could soon hear PHT PHT PHT as Mik started. he reached down and started squeezing himself.
"What's your style, mik?"
"In this situation? wrap it in my shirt and flog it. you?"
"I like bending it down, and just slowly stroking the bottom. gets a fucking great blow off. wanna swap techniques?"
"k..." Joel wrapped his shaft in his shirt and started going at the speed he'd heard Mik going, but after 30 seconds he had to stop
"you go at that speed all the time?"
"untill I'm about to go, then i slow down."
"Shit! That's the speed i got at for a quick cum!"
"Stamina mate. been doin that for years."
"fuck... how often you do it?"
"once a day..."
"no wonder you can go at that speed. you horny fucker." Mik was quiet for a second.
"How bout you?"
"whenever I'm horny and alone. maybe once a week. Aims sorts me out once or twice a day. She's pretty shit at wanking me tho, chicks just cant seem to get the hang of it."
"No bullshit, how long's ya dong?"
"12 inches mate! hang on, I'm about ready. you?"
"yeah... pass us some toilet paper?"
"nah, do it in the cup there. present for Aims."
"What??"
"secret. just do it, tell you later." Mik reached for a cup and stuck his shaft in. It made a large slopping noise, covered up by a similar noise from Joel's cup as he blew into it.