Zoning Out

I quickly flew after the labrador, not only trying to catch her but also trying to lose the crowd of people who were being compelled to follow after Regina’s tits like moths to a flame.

She ducked and turned various corners and alleyways, as if she knew that I was following after her.

“Get back here you!” I said, chasing her.

“Hey, why isn’t she distracted by my tits?” Regina asked as I carried her.

“Probably because she’s also a Super,” I said, trying not to lose track of the labrador with the overcoat.

“What?” Regina said, surprised.

“Well, yeah,” I said. “If your tits did work on Supers, then the other heroes would be too distracted to actually save anyone.”

Regina sighed and rolled her eyes at me. “I keep forgetting the kind of world that I’m in. Anyways, she went that way.” She pointed down a closed service tunnel that led a bit toward the suburbs of the city. I hadn’t even realized that I had lost track of the woman.

Cautiously, I flew the two of us into the tunnel, following it until we ended up coming out of the exit. “Where are we now?” Regina asked as she looked around. There were bushes and trees, so we were in some sort of forest area, but it wasn’t the same one that Land Shark had brought me to.

I looked as well, until my eyes caught sight of a clear sign. “Oh no.” I quickly spun on my heels, trying to get us out when the service tunnel was quickly closed on us. Popping out of hiding were various people in animal outfits, and some people even had animal features like cat ears or wolf tails. “Oh fuck-GAH!” The two of us were tackled to the ground and quickly overpowered, even despite my superstrength. They quickly tied my hands behind my back and started to carry us.

“Uh, Ringmaster, what the hell is going on?” Regina said as she tried to escape her bonds. Despite her words of concern, there was a very clear look on her face that she was excited about this.

“Uggghhh, we’re being taken,” I sighed, unable to break free of the bondage. They had some pretty good knot-tying, I had to give them that.

“No duh,” Regina said as she stuck her tongue out. “Taken where?”

“The Zone Owner,” I said with another sigh. I didn’t think that I’d accidentally end up in one of these already.

“Seriously? These supervillain names are just getting ridiculous now,” Regina sneered. “What do they do? Give out harsh permits? Did we not stay in the lines? Are we gonna be punished now?” she said as sarcastically as possible.

I just rolled my eyes at her. After a bit of walking, we were finally brought to the main lair. We were tossed down onto the ground in front of the Zone Owner. I was facing towards her on my side while Regina unfortunately got stuck on her back. As I focused, I saw before us none other than- “Critter Captain! I should have known!”

Sitting on a throne before us was a beautiful dark-skinned woman in a safari outfit and a riding crop in her arm. Her long legs stretched down, resting on top of a man in some sort of gimp-like turtle outfit. Next to her was the labrador with Regina’s coat in her mouth still, slightly chewing on it.

“Eww… I’m so glad that you made that indestructible,” Regina said as she stared at the labrador.

“Ha ha ha!” Critter Captain laughed as she looked at us. “So, you’re the new hero that I’ve heard about? Ringmaster, was it?”

“You’ll never get away with this!” I said, still struggling to get out of my bonds.

She tilted her head at me. “Get away with what? I haven’t done anything recently. Labrador Lass! Fetch me my Planner!” The labrador barked and ran off, leaving behind Regina’s coat. After a bit, she returned with a book. Critter Captain opened it up and looked. “No, my next scheme isn’t until another few days. Annoying permits and all that stuff get held up. You know how it gets.” She shut the book and placed it next to her. “So what are you accusing me of?”

“Well, of… uh… well theft! Your Labrador Lass stole the clothes off my sidekick here!” I said, trying to come up with something.

“Well she’s more dog than person at times. I can’t completely control what she does,” Critter Captain said, gently petting Labrador Lass.

“It’s literally your fucking power!” I said, still trying to break out of my bonds. “And besides, you just kidnapped us!”

“You know you’re in a Sex Zone, right?”

“Hey, Ringmaster?” Regina asked in her usual nonchalant and bored attitude. “Mind telling me what’s going on here? I get part of being a hero is the back and forth banter, but this just seems a bit, well… weird.”

I sighed as Critter Captain gave a puzzled look. “She’s… new to all this.” I said to Critter Captain, before turning my head to Regina. “So, Sex Zones are where registered villains can, well, enjoy the pleasures of being a registered villain, so to speak. If I had known that Labrador Lass was trying to lead us to one, I would have never followed her.”

Critter Captain chuckled and she got up off her throne, walking over to me. She swung her riding crop and swatted my ass. “And I am certainly going to enjoy this.”

“I can’t fucking believe you, Ringmaster,” Regina said with a bit of a snarl.

“Hey! I said I didn’t know we were being led to one! You don’t have to get snippy with me!” I said back to her.

“I’m not mad about that!” Regina said as she bit her lip looking around. “There are Zones where I am allowed to just get railed and as much pussy as I want and you KEPT THIS FROM ME!?” For a second, I had actually forgotten that Regina is the walking definition of a nymphomaniac.

“Well, then, ladies and gentlemen! Let’s enjoy!” She snapped her fingers and several men and women began to approach us, all of them wearing some kind of animal costume or had animal features to them. “Have your way with that one. The main hero is mine.”

Regina looked around with a bit of a sigh, but still had an excited look on her face.