Yourself

Yes, yourself. The series has a lot of hotties in it, so why not take advantage of a few of them? And you can decide your sex later on.

You flick on the lights just as the six ladies step into the room. As they blink their eyes, adjusting to the sudden light in the abandoned gymnasium, you’re pleased to see that all six women you’ve invited have chosen to come.

Dark-blue-haired Akane Tendo, 18. Black-haired Nabiki Tendo, 19. Lovely, dark-brown-haired Kasumi Tendo, 21. Violet-haired Shampoo, 18. Long, dark-brown-haired Ukyo Kuonji, 18. Lastly, black (dark-grey?)-haired Kodachi Kuno, 18.

As soon as they see you, they charge over angrily and grab you. Shampoo and Akane pin you to the wall as Ukyo and Kodachi draw weapons.

"Where are they?" they demand, more or less in unison.

"Now just relax," you reply calmly, trying not to make any sudden movements. "If I had used them, you would have known. Now listen, there are seven of us, but only one wish can be made. Can we talk this over?"

Reluctantly, they release you and you explain the situation. "Each one of you found and brought me one of the seven Dragon Balls. Congratulations. Now, we can all fight over them or we can have a contest over who gets to make the wish. The rules of the contest will be as follows-"

"Hold it!" Akane cuts in. "Why do YOU get to be the one to set the rules? Do you have any idea how hard it was for us to find them?"

This was starting to piss you off. "I will be the judge and I will let one of you make the final wish. I promise to be neutral. I get to set the rules because I was the one who managed to get a hold of the one that that brat Son Goku had been hording. He always seizes one of them and holds onto it so nobody on the planet can have a wish granted except for him, the little runt. You have no IDEA how much work I had to put into both stealing his AND in finding a place to store them where his stupid Dragon Radar wouldn’t allow him to detect and steal them. I seriously considered waiting until that pest died of old age, but he’d probably pass on the tradition to his kids."

That seems to calm them down and the more combat-oriented girls begin eying each other warily.

"Shampoo agree to contest," the Amazon says. One by one the others agree also.

"Now then," you begin. "The contest will consist of earning points. The first one of you to reach ten points will be the winner and will be allowed to demand a single wish of the Eternal Dragon. Since Ranma Saotome isn’t taking part, you should all have a reasonable chance of winning."

The contestants eye each other and wait.

"For the first point…"