Yourself

You have chose to be yourself. Very well then, in three...two...one!

Everything goes black

You and Xing Cai, whom you were well-acquainted with, had just returned to the castle grounds after having a little girl talk at the tavern. Just as you were about to leave, however, you asked her something that made her shocked.

"Say, Cai, can you ever surprise your husband with some wake-up sex next morning?"

She cleared her throat and replied, "I...I don't think I possibly can. I'm sorry."

This made you frown, but that didn't stop you from coming up with an ingenious idea. The next day, it was very early in the morning, when you decided to sneak into the castle (the guards were already fast asleep, so they weren't aware).

You then found Cai's bedroom, which also happened to be her husband Liu Shan's bedroom as well. Immediately sneaking inside, you kept quiet as you examined his sleeping form next to Cai, who was also fast asleep.

Making sure as to not wake them up (at least, not yet for Shan), you crept onto the bed and pulled down the bedsheets. You ponder your next move; but you had to think fast!