Your sister makes a persuasive case.

"Hmm. Which one would you want?" You're hoping to buy some time with this question, because you figure she won't know the girls here well enough to give a sensible answer right away.

Your sister suprises you by answering immediately. "Tory McKinnon." She says. You cover your surprise with effort, and ask "Oh? Why her?"

"First, she's fucking hot. Seriously, have you seen that tight little ass on her? Secondly, she's a homophobe and a total prude. Been chatting with her online ever since I found out you were coming here. I can't wait to see her face when she realizes that 'PurityBoy' she's been chatting with is a woman, and about to fuck her in her delicious ass with a strapon."

You raise one eyebrow. That idea sounds great.

You hadn't known about Tory's close-mindedness but you've always thought uppity little bitches need to be shown the error of their ways, as humiliatingly as possible. What better way to get a girl to overcome her fear of pussy than to make her stick her tongue in your sister's? You smile thinly.

"OK. Fine. Whatever."

Your sister smiles back at you. "Cool. We'll catch some girls for you and then capture Tory for me. I already have a skimpy little maid outfit picked out for her. I also have some, er, equipment in my van that I'm sure you'll approve of. Who do you want to go after first?"