Your sister is having a party

"Jared, can you come down here?" I hear my mom yell. I yell back at her that I'm busy. A minute later she comes into my room.

"Hey, what the fuck, I'm writing a paper!"

"It's time for your punishment from earlier." I had no clue what she was talking about but she grabbed me by the ear and pulled me downstairs. I hear lots of girls talking and am confused. Then I see all my twin sisters friends in the living room. They are all the most popular girls in school and I had the biggest crush on her best friend, Angelica.

"I didn't know you were having friends over tonight?" I said "Mom, let go of me!"

"Your sister asked if she could have a party tonight with all of her girlfriends and I thought that was a wonderful idea. It made me think of a way I can make it stick in your head that you can't talk to women, like your teacher, the way that you do. You see girls, my son here called his teacher a bitch today."

"Mom, stop you're embarrassing me!"

"You didn't think you'd just get away with it and I'd do nothing did you? I think I need to teach Jared a lesson, don't you girls?" They all giggle and nod and my face is bright red. I can't believe she's talking to me like this in front of all these girls and my crush...

"I think what he needs is..."