Your personal assistant.

You’re wondering how your boss could POSSIBLY give you a proper raise. Certainly, the company was seeing some sort of profit. Then again, however, you’d never recalled liking that job, so the country might well go bankrupt if they paid you what it would take to make you feel you were being properly salaried. You can’t control your own laughter at this thought.

“Is something funny, Doe?!” your boss asks, suddenly sounding angry as he gives you an evil stare, looking at you in the seat across his desk from him..

“No, Sir!” you reply, looking up to him. “I was just thinking about what would happen if this I were paid the right amount of money.”

“It’s not ALL about money, Doe!” he tells you.

“That’s true, Sir!” you tell him.

“Don’t assume currency is involved in raise!” he adds.

Suddenly, you notice him appearing to look past you.

“Ah!” he says. “Here it comes!!”

You say nothing, which allows you to hear the office door open and close behind you.