Your dog

I hear scratching at my door and I open it to see my dog Tyler. He's a bit of an old boy, but a good one. Loyal to the letter, he loves playing a bit of fetch and a tummy rub. I remember a time that he was trying to hump my neighbor's dog when I was little. Mom did say that it was 'playing' and had to get him neutered. It was a sad story, for a dog to be missing his darn balls.

Well, he won't be missing them now, as I suddenly piece together a brilliant plan. I usher the dog into the absolute room of secrecy that was my room.

"Come here, boy." I say as I usher him into a suit, pulling it up over his head and closing it, watching the loose suit fit my obviously smaller dog perfectly. A curious look came to his face, far more expression than a dog would ever, and he let out a confused whine.