Your angry wife

You know that shrill voice anywhere. Your A-cupped wife runs toward the fountain, here to kill the fun.

You pull up your wet underwear and climb out of the fountain.

She reaches you, out of breath, “What..are…you doing?”

“Just going for a little November swim,” your sister-in-law says. “You should join. The water is great.”

Your conservative wife’s eyes widen at the sight of your sister-in-law in only her bra and panties. And not just any bra—a revealing bra. A bra only a prostitute would wear. She screams, “Stay away from my husband harlot!”

Your wet sexy sister-in-law smiles smugly. “You don’t have to worry about me. I’m not a fan of micro-penises.”

Your wife’s eyes shoot lasers into you, “She’s seen your penis?”

“Of course not,” you lie. “You know I don’t have a micro-penis.”

The look on your wife’s face shatters any confidence you might have had. Even your wife who has only seen one naked man in her entire life thinks you have a small dick.

Your sister-in-law laughs, “Thank god you know that dicks shouldn’t be that small.”

She climbs out of the fountain. Her big tits shine with water. She says, “I’m gonna catch a cold if I stay in these wet clothes.”

She reaches behind her to finally undo her bra.