Your Roommate, Diana

Your mind immediately jumps back a year and a half. You were enjoying a quiet, lazy morning when you were rudely interrupted by your roommate barging in to the room. She charged at you, all five feet of her, brimming with giddy excitement and trying to begin her story in three places at once and tripping over her tongue every second syllable. When you finally got her to calm down enough for her to be somewhat intelligible, you started to get the picture.

She was out on a date with the girl who would later be her girlfriend for a couple of months, when some asshole who clearly hadn't read the situation correctly started coming on to her. She tried to be polite at first, but he kept pushing. So, to teach him a lesson, she challenged him to a GAME: They would all go back to his place, and if he could convince one or both of them to let him eat her out before midnight, he could fuck them both whenever he wanted for a month. If not, he'd have to go celibate for a year. Naturally the asshole accepted, and turned up the charm as high as he could once they got to his room. Nothing he said could sway them, of course, and neither could the ****, or his striptease, or him jacking off while spewing more bullshit about how much they wanted it. When midnight came around, they explained that they were a lesbian couple, and beat a hasty retreat before spending a good deal of time having fun at the other girl's place.

That escapade, in combination with her dodging all of the many attempts at **** by her newly celibate 'friend', makes her the closest thing there is on an authority when it comes to GAME's in your mind.

When you arrive back at your dorm, you briefly consider that at this hour, you might be about to barge in on Diana 'entertaining' company. You decide it's not likely, though. Not that she's not getting any, quite the opposite. She's been spending almost all of her time at her new girlfriend's place. You open the door to find your room indeed as empty as you expected it to be. Oh, well, might as well get a good night's sleep before starting out with your plot. What's left of it, anyway.