Your Reward (ML)

Before you can flip over the card, Charlotte takes two steps towards you. “Stop.” She commands. You listen, because it’s probably best to listen to the person who knows how to play the game.

“Move your left foot over a bit.” She commands. Again, you comply, setting yourself a little more off-balance.

Suddenly she _KNEES _you really hard, right in the balls. Righty takes a little more of the brunt of her attack. You double over in pain, and desperately yell, “What the fuck?!”

She flips the card over for you.

Reversal: This card is actually a curse – the loser knees the winner in the crotch. Sorry!

You’re angry enough that she surprised you, but you really can’t be mad at the strategy.

“Sorry” she apologizes. “Don’t really have much of a chance for a sneak attack in this game, and, well, I wanted the opportunity.

You return her regretful look with a glare. “I know you’re mad, but I’m really supposed to make sure you’re OK to keep going.” She continues. You warily allow her to check up on your balls.

“If you do that again I’ll cuntpunt you to the fucking moon.” You threaten her. “Understood.” She says, nervously. “I think we’re good here.”

You take 20 damage.

You lose 10 bladder control.