Your Mom, Lisa

You look to the couch to see your mom in her pajamas with a massive boner in her pants, slowly stroking with her dainty fingers. She's wearing a matching pink pajama top and bottom with yellow smiley faces all over. Her eyes dart towards you. "Doug!" She quickly reaches for the TV remote and changes the channel. "You shouldn't sneak up on people, that's... rude."

"What were you watching?" You already knew the answer, but you wanted to see how she would try to cover it up.

"Well, come over here honey." Your mom pats the sofa cushion next to her for you to sit on. You hesitantly get closer, not trusting the big red wood your mom is sporting. "Doug, you're a big boy now and I think it's time we have the talk." OH NO, the talk.

"You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they have sex. Now, there are two different ways they can have sex. One way is that the man puts his dick in the woman's vagina. That's also how babies are made. The other way is that the girl puts her dick up the man's ass." As your mom talks, she seems to unknowingly begin to stroke her cock through her pajama bottoms. "Now, this way is done more often because you don't have to worry about getting pregnant, and no matter how thick or huge the woman's cock is it magically fits in the man's ass and it feels great."

"Thanks mom, uh, now I guess know what to do when I get a girlfriend." You're trying to end this conversations quickly as you can, because talking about sex with your mom is quite possibly the most uncomfortable you've ever been. Unfortunately for you, it was about to get more uncomfortable.

"I know! I'll help you get a girlfriend." Your mom says with excitement.

"What?"

"I'm going to teach you how to please a woman. I'll do something to you and then you do it to me." She unzips your pants, but you bat away her hand.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to show you how to give a...