You win.

Ashley deals out the cards, her frown and **** rapping of her fingers against her thigh shows the concern she has that her bra is at stake.

Her poker face is destroyed by the painful rolling of her eyes as she looks at her cards. You have to fight back a chuckle when she asks for four cards. To your three jacks you add two threes. Though you try to play it cool Ashley’s defeated look as she reads your face tells her this isn’t going to end well.

“Full house.” You lay your cards on the table.

Ashley squirms and in a sheepish voice whispers, “nine high.”