You were the highschool football champ...

You can't help but smile as you remember your glory days... People shouting your name and cheering you on as you ran across the field. You think fondly of all the friends you had, all the girls you knew... Your performance on the field, coupled with decent grades, was more.than enough to get you an athletic scholarship to a nearby university. A few semesters in, and you found yourself dating a gorgeous girl named Mary... The rest, as they say, is history...