You wake up

The trill of tropical birds and glow of the morning sun flickering over your eyelids rouses you from the depths of your lewd dreaming.

"Mmm, Captain Red not there..." You mumble into your pillow before rolling over and yawning loudly.

Re-orientating yourself, you sit up in your queen-sized bed, sporting a level ten case of morning wood. Something feels damp around your crotch and you notice that there's a wet patch in your tented sheets.

'Must have been a good dream.' You sigh, getting up and stumbling into the shower to cool off, coming out feeling refreshed and ready for the new day.