You take him shopping

"Yeah sure buddy, just let me get ready and I'll be there shortly, Ok?"

"Awesome, thanks man, I'll see you soon then." he exclaims with more enthusiasm than the norm dictated.

Throwing back the covers you spring out of bed with an aura about you. I don't think so - to be honest you look more like a Neanderthal man than a ballet dancer. With a obtuse-styled gait you make your way to the shower, dropping your dacks en route. You're fairly certain from the fact it's Saturday morning that no-one else is home.