You take a few laps around the mall. Tina wants to show you off.

You walked out of the store in horrifics. Everyone was staring at you. Well, you would to if a gothic girl with heavy make up walked out in a big frilly pink prom dress.

"Come on. I wanna go see what's around the mall." Tina says, taking off. You follow obediently, not knowing what she would do to you if you tried to get away like this. Instead of actually walking around the mall, Tina just went every which way, as if to just make your life miserable in front of people.

Throughout the trek, you desperately tried to walk in these massive heels. You wobbled all over the place, trying not to fall and make yourself look even more of an idiot. 'How do women walk in these things!?' you ask yourself. What was worse was that all the incessant wobbling made the tiny pink thong ride up even higher into your teenage girl butt, causing it to hurt even more. Finally you constantly had to push the strapless top up, you didn't want it to fall of all things.

Being a girl was harder than it looked.