You say good bye to Shizune

"So I'll see you later." you said to Shizune.

"Why?"

"You know, I have to do my test and all."

"I'm the one whose going to do it, Naruto. That's why Tsunade-sama got me to go with you."

At that relevation, your thoughts go into an overdrive. You recall that one of the tests that will be performed on returning shinobi is the Digital Rectal Exam or in layman's turn, the doctor, in this case Shizune, will put her finger into your anus. While you're okay with male doctors performing the test, letting Shizune do it to you seems embarrassing and yet erotic. Then your imagination starts to go wild, begin picturing yourself naked, with all limbs on the examining table. Meanwhile Shizune, wearing a dominatrix costume with a nurse cap on her head, smacking your buttocks while telling that you have been naughty and needed to be punished.

"Naruto, it seems that we have to do those tests as fast as we can," Shizune's alarmed words interrupt your day dream.

"Huh?"

"Your nose! It's bleeding."

Damn that Jiraiya for corrupting you to this extent.