You saw a Help Wanted sign...

"I'm here to...uh..." Trying to find an excuse, you catch a Help Wanted sign in the small window on the door.

"I'm here to apply for the job!"

The bouncer looks you up and down, chuckles, and says, "Really?" Gesturing to the pole, he says, "Show me whatcha got."

Oh, shit. You didn't think this through.