You recieve a text message from Jane

I was at the conference the next day when I received a text message from Jane.

Jane: cleaning ladies keep coming by, what should I do?
Mr. Smith: let them in, I don't want a dirty hotel room. Just sit and let them work.
Jane: maybe I can put on one of your shirts...
Mr. Smith: sorry, babe I need all of them clean. It's really nothing to fret over. you think she hasn't seen tits before?
Jane: ok, Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith: room clean now?
Jane: yeah. She gave me a weird look as I sat there. Couldn't understand her Spanish though
Mr. Smith: What's Spanish for whore? J/k I'm sure she was jealous of your body! You must be hungry - I've ordered delivery for you.
Jane: thank you honey

Jane: thai food delivery man is here and I'm naked still...
Mr. Smith: it's not a big deal, just open the door. It'll be the best tip he's had all month.
Jane: gulp. will do, dear. (And thanks!)
Mr. Smith: good girl.

After a long day at work I was happy to come back to my hotel room where my beautiful girlfriend was waiting naked for me. Jane was equally happy to see me and gave him a big kiss to welcome me home. She helped me take off my jacket and hung it for me while I went to sit down in the chair to relax.

"Oh baby, before I forget I brought you something!" I said.

"Some clothes?" Jane asked me hopefully.

"Not likely," I laughed. "I got you some cleaning supplies so you can keep this place clean without the cleaning lady needing to invade your privacy."

"How thoughtful!" Jane honestly replied. "Thank you so much! What can I give you in return?" Jane said coyly.