You really want to know.

Amused, and wanting to know her measurements, you proclaim, “Counsel is willing to be held in contempt so it may verify how this court measures up.”

Ashley nods in agreement, “this court stands 5’7” and its foundation is 120 lbs and measures 36 by 24 by 36.”

“I think your honor left out one critical dimension.”

“There double D,” Ashley grins, “but there is a price for this information. This court sentences you to masturbate in front of the camera until you fully disgrace yourself in front it. As per your plea bargain for involving extra punishment I also rule that your hands cannot touch your organ while performing.”

“No hands?” How can I do it?”

With a wide grin the “judge” rules, “It is only fitting that since your crimes are about MEASUREMENTS and that you need to learn respect for my RULINGS, that you should carry out the sentence with the ruler you are holding in your hand. Let the instrument of truth also be the rod of correction, or at least in this case the instrument that corrects your rod.” Ashley smiles, quite pleased with her joke.

“Masturbate with ruler?! How the hell do I do that?!” You demand.

With great enjoyment Ashley instructs you to, “Spank yourself with it.”

“Spank my dick?!!” You protest.

Ashley looks into your eyes with a steely glaze, “you are to execute this court’s judgment immediately, let the offending organ receive the punishment it so richly deserves.”