You poor dear!

"You poor dear! Sister Molly, help this man inside at once."

Apparently this woman's version of charity is getting her minion to help the needy. Can't go helping herself, oh no. Still, when Sister Holly wraps herself around me I'm in no mood to complain. She's slender but strong, and I can feel her wonderful cleavage underneath her simple frock. She helps me in and lays me down on the coach. Meanwhile Sister Lazy takes a seat in my comfy chair and looks appraisingly at me. Sister Molly goes and stands next to her. Apparently she doesn't get to sit.

"Now of course the best way we can help you is to save you. Is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable before we introduce you to our literature?"