You must...

Ms. K lays down three playing cards on the table - a King of Spades, a Queen of Hearts, and a Jack of Diamonds. She then flips them face down and shuffles them, ala Three a card Monte.

"Here's how it'll be, little boy. Pick one of these cards here. If you pick the King of Spades, I'll give you a way to keep Heather happy in the future.
You'll be able to win her over, become not just her boyfriend, but her MAN.
But if you pick the Jack of Diamonds...you'll have to agree never to contact her again.
Pick the Queen of Hearts...and you'll like the consequences even less. I will, but you won't. The punishment is very humiliating...
Willing to risk it, little boy?"

You swallow nervously, then slowly nod your head. Heather may be breaking your heart by cheating on you, but you can't deny that you still love her. Making a bet that risks losing the chance to see her again is worth it for you...if it's a bet you can win, and the payoff is good enough.

Hands shaking, you choose to flip one of the cards. You think it should be the King...