You message X about the email.

You get off the ground, frowning as you sit at your computer and pull up the forum. You go to X's profile to check if he's even online, opening the private message function.

<SpiralEyes365> Dude, what the fuck was that email you sent me?! I almost lost my job because I passed out after opening it, so you better have a good fucking explanation for me.

You wait a moment, putting on Pandora and leaning back in your seat. Moments later, you get a message notification.

<Agent.X> Don't get mad, my friend. I just changed your life for the better, that's all.

That shit again? You growl, typing back furiously.

<SpiralEyes365> It didn't even work! My screen went black and there was this thing in the middle, idk what it was but it creeped me the fuck out. You better give me answers, X, and not that vague bullshit either.

You look at your email again to check if it was really gone, and lo and behold, it was still not there. But X knew of it, so it had to have been sent by him...

The message notification pops up, and you switch tabs back to the forum PMs.

<Agent.X> That means it worked! Fantastic. What I sent you is a file that grants anyone who watches it the ability to control minds. I didn't believe it at first, but with my 10th grade biology teacher sucking my dick at this very moment, I'm gonna have to say it is VERY real.

He follows it up with a photo attachment. You open it to see a very attractive brunette woman, looking up at the camera with dilated pupils. You sit there, incredulous for a moment. Is this some kind of prank?

<SpiralEyes365> X... You aren't fucking with me are you?

Within the minute he replies.

<Agent.X> Never. You're my bestie, Spy.

Your hands shook as you typed back.

<SpiralEyes365> How does it work?

<Agent.X> Once the target locks eyes with you, they become unable to resist anything you ask them to do. You can tell if they're affected by the size of their pupils. If they dilate, you have them under control. It's that easy.

<Agent.X> Oh, and it works over video, too. Recorded some instructions for my family, and they fell under my control immediately. My dad is doing my college homework right now, while my mom and older sister are out escorting with some local agency to get money for me. I only got the file a few days ago, too!

Your eyes were wide as you read over the messages multiple times. This...

Is freaking AWESOME!