You help with Raptor wrangling

Hurrying to the ‘battlefield’, you and Starfire throw out a fireball and starbolt respectively, each knocking down a raptor.

“Hey! That one was mine!” Diana complained as she waved a sword around. You briefly wondered who she took the sword from but was distracted by another indignant voice.

“Yeah! I had a clear shot at it!” Complained an Astrid from How to Train Your Dragon brandishing a large double sided ax with a short handle. She was in a short, furlined, white dress that exposed quite a bit of her belly and sides. You were about to comment about how warm her dress might be for the weather when a raptor escaped from a pair of Octolings and charged right at her.

“Slutshot!” A deeply familiar voice shouted from behind an overturned table. They launched some sort of projectile at the blue marked raptor who, being a clever girl, saw the attack coming and dove away. Astrid did not in fact see the attack coming.

“What the heck!” Astrid shouted as the projectile split into several bands that wrapped around her torso and arms, pressing her arms against her side. This caused her to drop her ax which left a large crack in the dance floor. The projectile was apparently part grappling hook as Astrid was forcibly dragged towards the familiar voice.

“Jamie! Let me go now!” Astrid shouted as she struggled against her bonds as she laid against the ‘Slutshield™’ in the hands of Jamie Gardner, your twin and best man.

“Sorry!” Jamie exclaimed as he fiddled with the shield but only managed to get her arms free.

“Jamie behind you!” You warned as yet another raptor leapt from on top of a statue. You ran forward and grabbed Astrid’s ax and using the skills your Uncle Hoss taught you, you threw the ax towards Astrid and Jamie’s position.

“Thanks!” Astrid shouted as she caught her ax in time for Jamie to spin around with the shield and thus Astrid facing towards the diving raptor. Astrid caught it in the side of the head with her ax just in time to cleanly knock it out cold and way. “This is not what I meant about being a Shield Maiden!”

“That’s one attractive shield, huh,” Uncle Walt’s Yang Xiao-Long said as she wrestled a raptor into a submission hold. Yang looked around a bit confused. “Huh? Nothing? Blake?”

“A little busy here,” Uncle Walt’s Blake said as she circled a saber toothed tiger while brandishing Gambol Shroud. The saber toothed tiger, Sienna Khan, and Blake were all circling around a large Blue-Finned Elephant Tuna dish. You wondered where the saber toothed tiger came from but figured that Uncle Walt’s girls had it handled.

“Sorry, I’ll make it up to you,” Jamie said as he finally found the release combination and Astrid stomped off while giving a few raptors a passing kick. “I’m so getting it later.”

“In a GOOD way I bet,” you say. You were about to say something else but then you heard a scream and it was getting louder.

“HEEEELP ME!” Screamed a Toad as he was wrapped up in a rope that was lassoed around a speedy raptor. You and Starfire shared a look before running (and flying) after him.

“This way!” Starfire shouted as she held open a metal frame door/gate. You pulled on the makeshift reins (made of vines) and **** the raptor you were riding to run towards the gate. It tried to dash off in different directions but you kept it on target.

“Yeehaw!” You shouted as you dove off the raptor with right as it went out the gate and into the raptor enclosure that some of the characters made though primarily Uncle Hoss's Pyrrha. A cage that formed a half sphere with a couple of gates, it was where everyone was dragging defeated raptors off to.

“Very impressive job, my brave husband,” Starfire said as she helped you off the ground and shared a hug and kiss. After making sure the cage’s gate was closed, you brush off some dirt that got on Starfire’s dress. That it allowed you to sneak a squeeze of her butt causing her to gasp and playfully slap your chest. “You are not supposed to touch the ‘Goods’ until the Moon of Honey.”

“I know but I might be a little eager, afterall, I haven’t been able to ‘sample’ the ‘Goods’ for like a day,” you complained as you and Starfire got out of the way of Auntie Bowsette dragging several raptors to the cage.

“Well, you have to wait, Wife Aelita and I will make the wait worth it,” Starfire said as she licked your left ear, before flying off to help a guest who got trapped under the knocked over sign of the pancake station.

You laugh a bit to yourself as you reflect a bit on the battle with the raptors. Over in the pet pavilion, Caterpie!Tatsumaki and Metapod!Fubuki had defended themselves and the pets using their esper abilities subconsciously as they tried to use moves the pokemon they thought they were had. Apparently, the raptors counted as pokemon battles as they ‘evolved’ and started to scream ‘Butt free free Butt Butterfree!’

The two of them were flying with blankets and towels from the pavilion flaring behind them like butterfly wings. You were wondering just what the heck Pixel did to have them use their esper powers like that.

The guests and most of the pets were protected there but several of the pets had gotten loose and added more chaos to the fight. Already there were catgirls fighting some of the larger felines and pokemon over food from buffets and there were raccoon girls fighting some of the badgers.

Kyouka and Gaige had taken over the DJ booth and were working together to find a frequency that would harm only the raptors. Diana, Erza, and someone’s Darkness(from Konosuba) had organized a defensive wall to keep raptors away from guests. Your Katara, Sakura, Ino, and both Hinata were working with Doctor Joy and other healers to take care of injured guests.

Uncle Hoss and his ladies were on horseback herding the raptors towards the cage or towards people ready to take them down. All in all it seemed like the battle was going to wrap up soon enough.

Walking towards the gift pile/section, you could see your dad was with Hoofer, tossing a raptor between them while Don Hanover was between them trying to snatch the poor reptile. As you got close, your dad spotted you. “Hey! Here comes the groom! Catch Jam Boy!”

The next thing you knew, you had a two hundred pound lizard flying at you. “Oh fuck!” You say as the thrown raptor knocked you off your feet and crashed you into a gift pile. “Really Dad! I wasn’t ready!”

“Constant vigilance!” Your dad laughed as he dragged the **** raptor off of you and helped you up. “Keep this up and I’m sending you to a 3S Moody’s Boot Camp.” You accidentally ripped several gifts as you were helped up.

“And I’ll escape again,” you countered with a fond roll of your eyes.

“Well, yeah, you’re supposed to,” your dad said as Hoofer and Hanover lifted up the raptor and walked off. “Come on, looks like they have shit handled, let's go have a drink, married man.” Your dad clasped your shoulder and started to march you over to one of the open bars that was still serving your guests.

As you walked off to drink, you wondered where a quiet beeping sound was coming from but ignored it. In the gift pile you crashed into, a dark blue light started to glow from a large rip in the side of a medium sized gift box.