You have questions.

“So you did this to me?” You ask finally.

“No silly.” She says with a cute little laugh. “You didn’t get rid of those keys like you were supposed to. That let me see you when you started using magic to shop. When I saw you and that your body was still in flux I decided you would be a perfect addition for my little rebellion.”

“Rebellion?” You ask.

“Well so far it’s just the two of us. Well I have a lot of friends, but they are to afraid to fight. That is all going to change once they see I have a soldier.”

“Soldier? Who are we fighting against?”

“The forces of evil silly. Well the first real target I suppose is Mammon, that gluttonous pig. His hunger has made him bold enough to start openly granting power to mortals to feed his hunger. His magic is what made you what you are now. Heck not many people meet one of his paragons and live to tell of it, that is why I knew you were special.” She pokes you lightly on the nose. She then softly takes your elbow and leads you to a stool at the bar, sits you down, and turns to the fridge to start building you a sandwich. “Mayo?” She asks.

“No don’t like it.”

“Once He is gone I think the others will slink back into the shadows.” She sets the plate and a glass of soda in front of you as she finishes. “Eat up. You are hungry.”

Saying the words either makes it happen or reminds you of the truth, you are suddenly ravenous. You devour the meal in no time. Wiping your mouth you smile and laughingly say, “Huh, and I just figured you wanted to fuck me.”

“Oh I do, that just isn’t the focus of all this, that is just a little bonus.” Her smile seems to demand a kiss.