You happen to be a woman

"Okay fine. You tell one of the premium chumps that there was a mistake, you kick him out, let me in, and then I'll take care of your needs," you offer.

Security Guard: "You'll stop bugging me, you'll bugger me, and all I got to do is muscle some kid? Now you're speaking my language lady."

"So it's a deal, sir?"

Security Guard: "Sure, and call me Kimo."

Kimo leads you down a hallway and knocks on a door. A kid dressed as a bee answers.

Kimo: "Hey kid, there's been a mistake. Get the fuck out of this room it belongs to the lady."

Bee Kid: "No-"

Kimo punches him in the face, then the kid cries and runs away. Easy enough. You follow Kimo inside then he undoes his belt and takes out his large penis. As you stare at it your mouth waters. You close the door behind you.