You gotta get to work!!

You dash into your room and put your clothes on like a whirlwind. You stumble clumsily down the stairs and leap into your car. You turn the key and shut the door in one motion, and put the pedal to the metal. You race down the highways like a nascar driver and finally arrive at work. You're early by 2 minutes. You pull into your parking space and jog into your office. You sit down and take a look at yourself and your clothes and OH SHIT!!!