You go to your bathroom.

A quick walk down the hall to the bathroom and then the process of getting your boobs through the door has you standing in your bathroom. Before you do your business, you think that trying to aim with your tits blocking your view could end up making a mess. So you take a seat in order to avoid a potential clean-up which would have you bending over with your ass exposed to any roaming shemales in your house. To your dismay, after sitting on the seat but before you can tuck in, your bulbous buttcheeks slide off of the seat to either side. You weren't dripping with cum, but your ass did have a shiny sheen. Your hole was still leaking cum for sure, though, which is why once your cheeks parted, your toilet started sliding into you...at least until your cheeks rested on the floor. They were not far off the ground once they slipped off of the seat, you realize. So there you are sitting on your bathroom floor with your toilet stuck a few inches into your ass and yet the thought crosses your mind that you need a urinal. You pull yourself to your feet and flip the seat up and throw caution to the wind and are rewarded when you hit the water instead of the floor. Small victory.