You find... (Stepford Wife)

Current Class: Widow (Female)

You pull the closet door open - for real this time.

Inside, you're treated to a bunch of a pinafores. Decked out in a variety of colors and patterns, they look perfect for a stepford wife. Sure, you didn't have a real job, but come on. That's just too on the nose. Though, you can't quite remember your spouse's gender.

Nonetheless, you slip into the dress along with the matching set of heels.

'You have unlocked the Stepford Wife class!'

Of course you did. Just your fucking luck. Couldn't be a regular wife, could you. Yet, you click the pop-up.

Class: Stepford Wife

Perks:

• Housewives' Mind - Your mind is able to focus on anything for double efficiency if it involves the home or hubby/wifey
• Jobless - You're hubby/wifey gains twice as much money as normal.

Abilities:

• Stepford Smiler - Once a day, you may use your smile to pass a conversation.

This just sucks. Not only are you incapable of getting a job, you're subservient to another person. Though, you guess there's no reason to not head on through.