You decide paybacks a bitch

You turn around and scream "FUCK YOU!!" at the security guard. You're standing naked outside of the Stone Wall Mall except for your little white lace panties and heels during the Christmas shopping season. Your face turns red, not from being embarrassed, but from being angry with the guard for tossing you out of the mall.

You walk boldly past a few women talking and pushing carts of goods. You just smile at them as they stop in their tracks. One of them calls you a name under her breath. You just turn around and pull down your panties and moon all three of the stuck-up bitches.

You get to your car and open the trunk...