You brushed your teeth.

I slipped out of bed, stumbling, blinking across the room and into the hall. I blinked at myself in the dark bathroom, eyes still too asleep to turn on the light.

I splashed some water in my face, catching too much on my shirt in the process. I dragged it off, tossing it aside in dreariness, leaving me a comfortable nude. Maybe a shower after this...

I grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and a little water and started brushing, groggily blinking at my bare breasts jostling in the mirror.

The door opened behind me and I spat, my bare backside presumably pointed at my roommate as I rinsed my mouth. That's what she gets for barging in.

"Dayyamn." A voice says. A strange voice. A strange male voice. I swallowed, wiping my face quickly before pulling myself up and turning.

A man was standing there, staring at my totally naked body. In his boxers. And now sticking out of his boxers... Not his fault, they were loose, and I was naked...

"The fuck!?" I blurted, slamming the door on him as he jumped back. I hoped his cock would get caught in it.

Sarah's always bringing strange men home...