You ask him to hang out with you

You bring out your cellphone and send Dylan a quick DM, “Hey man, want to hang out tonight?”

Less than a minute later, Dylan replies, “Hey Damien! Was actually planning to play some Fortnite tonight but what did you have in mind?”

“You suck at Fortnite! I think we can do something a little bit more exciting than you dying repeatedly,” you quickly teased back.

“I’m still a much better player than you, fucktard,” he playfully replies back.

“That doesn’t make you good. I’m a shit player,” you quip back, fully accepting how bad you are with video games, “C’mon, don’t you want to fool around a bit?”

You see the three dots blinking on your phone and wait for Dylan’s reply. Minutes pass and it seems that Dylan cannot make up his mind. Tired of waiting for Dylan to make up his mind, you decide to give him a clear, 8-inch incentive. You remove your shorts, jerk yourself to hardness, and take a quick snap of your impressive tool. You add a “I’m waiting” caption to the picture and send it across to the indecisive blonde.

Seconds later, you finally get the reply you wanted, “I’ll be over in 10 minutes.”