You are the hottest guy at this party and I like you

She tells you that you are nicest boy at the school. You tell her that sure you are but that you don't like her saying it. You drive the boring, soccer dad van that gives your friends and their girlfriends rides everywhere. She points out that yours is NOT a soccer dad van. Your van is that of a bad boy. It is black with no side or back windows and you have installed a lift kit. She remembers that you were always the nice boy that stuck up for small, frail Wendy in grade school. You were a good student and athlete through eighth grade. She asked what happened to make you change?

You tell her that three things happened at the start of ninth grade. After missing a year of school, due to a near fatal a.t.v. accident, your now ex-friend Jon came back completely different from the Boy Scout, star athlete, and perfect student that he was a year before. You were there when he had his accident and probably saved his life. Jon was a year ahead of you in school before his accident. He was starting quarterback in eighth grade and you were the fastest runner with the best hands in seventh grade. The two of you made a great match up. You and he returned to top playing form in ninth grade football.

One week into the wrestling season that year, the school fired the coach for bullshit reasons. You, Jon, and several others quit in protest. It was discovered six months later that the new wrestling coach was having an affair with the female Athletic Director that hired him. The damage was already done and Green River High School has been bad in wrestling and football ever since. The second thing was you, Jon, and Bobby discovered a love of **** as you didn't have sports. This led to the third point, you and Jon quitting Scouts and letting your grades slide so you can party more.

You tell Wendy that you like being with her now as she is smart, moral, and most importantly really cute. And even though you don't want Karen anymore, you now consider Jon one of your worse enemies as he knew you had a thing for Karen. Wendy tells you not to judge her as the kind of bitchy girl that is nasty about other girls that her boyfriend (you, she says, giving you a kiss on your cheek) used to like, but she knows that Karen is the type of girl that is only after guys with money. She also tells you that most girls at school know (and she reaffirmed tonight) that Jon isn't the loyal type that would settle down with a girl that is only cute or even one pregnant with his kid.