You are alone.

You wake up in a creaky box spring mattress by yourself. That mattress sits in a poorly furnished room in a old house you live in all b your lonesome. You are a only child living across the country from any nearest family member, and your friend circle is nonexistent. You get out of your bed wearing nothing and walk to a window on the opposite wall its frame of chipped paint the same egg shell white as the wall. You peer out the window to the morning outside and scream, "CUT!"

You turn around and suddenly the wall behind the bed is gone, a film crew and staff stands their waiting at attention. You walk yourself over to a round woman holding a bundle of paper, "Let me see that." You take the bundle of paper from the woman and thumb through it, "Jesus Christ this is the worst porno I have ever seen, there isn't even any sex in it. Someone get me a pen I gotta make some rewrites."

A gray haired staffer runs over and hands you a pen, you snatch it up and begin going through the script slashing lines and writing in new ones. You begin speaking up so all the staffers hear you, "Okay first how about some sex in this damn porno, I will live with two sexy bi girls who are always down to fuck. That should be a good start and you know what lets start off with a nice shower scene that sounds good."

You hold out the edited script and pen and the round woman takes it and backs off, you make your way back into the room set and look back out the window. You shout out, "Alright, take two in three two one." Just like that the world resumes but now you hear the rattle of hot water making its way through the pipes. The distinct sounds of naughty giggling can be heard through the muffled sounds of running water in the hall bathroom's shower. You might just have to investigate.