You are JEEBUS

You take out a pocket flashlight, and bathe yourself in light. A young Virgin Mary bows before you.

"I am the angel called... JEEBUS, and I have come to represent the lord's... uh... holy staff. Bare witness to me Mary, for you have been chosen! You have been chosen to give birth to the child of the lord, the son of God!", you say with great **** and power.

Mary bows even lower, her head literally touching the ground, "yes, YES, I will obey my lord. I shall be the one to recieve your seed".

You try your best not to break out laughing, "uh... YES Mary! Now, remove your robes, and clothes. To create the child, it shall not be easy. There is much to do, but rest assured you will feel the power of god in you!"

Without saying another word Mary slips out of her clothes, and I mean LITERALLY she slips out of them. Parting away the blue shoulder areas of her robe, her garment simply falls down to her feet. Revealing nothing but the young nude body of a young Virgin Mary. Her breasts were larger then in the paintings, and that's saying a LOT! Every aspect of her body was pure and smooth.

After gazing at her bare skin, you finally start talking again, "now Mary, prepare to witness, the MIGHTY STAFF OF GOD!". You unzip your pants, and your erect cock simply springs to life. The size was enough to make Mary fall to her knees, as she stared at it in awe. You can also tell by her face that she had never seen a cock before, (let alone a cock as big as yours), so all the more reason to think it was ACTUALLY the mighty staff of the lord.

I guess now your gonna have to take her through this... process, step-by-step.