You're still bummed over Amber

You're still smarting over Amber's betrayal and you don't want to face that situation ever again. A couple of the girls in the park meet your eyes but they quickly look away which, you suspect, is a pretty good sign that they aren't interested.

And, really, what do they have to be interested in. You're an unemployed, homeless (unless you count couch-surfing as having a home) software geek. Your physique is, quite frankly, soft. Your hair is definitely not styled. Basically you are the kind of guy girls avoid.

But, you tell yourself, I need to practice with girls.

That's true, of course. But do you really need practice getting shot down? Once you get a job, have some money, turn your life around, you'll be a much more attractive catch.

Of course, there'll still be the soft body, bad hair, and software geek element to deal with but you've read that there are girls who actually go for that kind of thing... or at least who are **** enough not to mind.

Unfortunately, once you get a job, you'll once again be caught up in the never-ending code crunches and late-night work marathons which dramatically reduce any chances of having a social life.

Well, you can worry about that later.

You sit back, relax, and watch the girls.

Damn, you really need some of that action... watching Amber get plugged wasn't pleasant but it did remind you of what you've been missing... and jerking off while watching some chick's tits isn't going to be enough.