You're not sucking my dick, that's what's wrong.

"You're not sucking my dick, that's what's wrong," you say, standing up and unzipping your pants in front of her face.

"Really? Cut the macho bullshit slick, I am not your 'suck doll' or whatever cute term you use when you're 'bro-ing it up' with your friends."

Jane gets up off the bed, slaps your hands away from your pants and zips you up. She picks up her purse and heads towards the door.

"I actually like you, John. Kind of a lot lot, you know? You've got some shit to deal with, deal with it, then give me a call." she says as she walks out of the room. "That's two people that let me down tonight."

It's Friday night and you're staring dumbly at your laptop screen. You feel like an ass. You're failing CS101 and you've pissed off Jane and all the porn on the internet isn't helping you feel any better.