Yes

The next thing I know I open my eyes and there’s a short fat guy stood in front of me.

‘Have a good night then son?’

‘Err yeah! We sure did.’

I was starting to focus now and I got a better look at the guy and he looked terrible, he was easily in his 60s, pretty short, massively over weight, bald and generally ugly. He sat himself down next to Beth, I just sat and stared at him.

‘This your girl?’

‘Yeah she is! This is Beth.’

I didn’t even think before I said it, I should’ve told him to fuck off but I just let him carry on. ‘She’s been teasing a lot of guys tonight ain’t she?’ I didn’t move or say anything, I was just staring at Beth, she looked amazing tonight. She was in her short brown skirt, her knee high boots, a tight low cut top and all done up with her make up and hair done.

‘Gave us a real good show when she was dancing round and when she was giving out those kisses! Shit! I bet she tastes so good!’

My mind was racing, what’s this old bastard doing?

‘You know I’ve not had my Christmas kiss yet pal, you

don’t mind if I get it now do ya?’