Yes, but a stop first

Randy walked to the park but passed an upscale women's hair salon and ducked inside. He saw a pretty blonde with her hair in rollers. She was looking at an iPad while a stylist conferred with her.

Randy decided to have some fun. He walked up them and spoke in an admittedly bad French accent. "Ladies, I am Pierre Forchay, the most prominent hair stylist in all of Europe and many famous actresses and models seek my advice, and I'm here to help you pick out a style that flatters you."

"Oh my god! This is such an honor!" said the blonde.

"Yes, I did not know you were coming," said the stylist.

"First, you need to shave the hair off that is currently in these rollers." Randy pointed to the rollers between the top and side. Cut the hair on the very top to just one inch in height. Dye the hair on the top bright green the hair on the left side bright orange, and the hair on the right purple. Dye the eyebrows jet black. You will look sexier than ever before."

"I can totally see that!" said the blonde.

"Right as rain," said the brunette.

"Now, it's expected that you let me fuck you up the ass," Randy told the brunette in his tortured French accent. "After all, I'm giving free advice."

"Oh, my mistake. Of course you're right!" said the stylist.