Yes, and so is someone else

As he sprints towards the building at 11:05, he sees another figure jogging towards it. It’s Maria, large breasts bouncing as she runs.

Joe catches up and runs alongside her. “Hey, maybe since we’re both late she’ll be nicer.”

Maria just rolls her eyes.

They sprint into work at 11:05, and their boss is waiting for them. Ethel is a crabby middle aged woman, and she happens to be managing this morning.

“Joe, Maria? What do you have to say for yourselves?”

He starts. “I don’t know, my alarm-“

“I don’t want to hear it! You’re both hostessing tomorrow!”

“Tomorrow’s my day off!” He protests.

She glares at him. “I don’t care. Don’t be late.”