Yellow

"Cordelia!" you shout at the top of your lungs. "I love you!"

Cordelia stepped out from her mansion, her elegant dress falling around her body. "You hurt me Xander, how can I ever forgive you?"

"I was a fool!" you say as you drop to your knees, ignoring the damage it does to your expensive tux. You offer up the bouquet of two dozen roses you have brought for her.

Cordelia takes them from your hands and then throws them to the side. "You think that can win me over?"

"Nothing could win you over, my beautiful Cordelia," you praise her as you pull out a diamond necklace. "These are but a token compared to the wonder that you bring to the world."

She took the necklace and appraised it, nodding her approval, "How could you afford this, Xander?"

"Your love has motivated me. Since you discovered my...indiscretion, I have been working my way up. Your beauty has driven me to things I never thought possible. I know I can never be worthy of you, but I shall give every breath I have in honor to you."

"Where did you get the time? Don't you have to help Buffy 'save the world'?"

"Irrelevant compared to you," you cry as you move forward on your knees. "I cast them away. You are all that matters!"

"Even Willow, your oldest friend?" Cordelia asked with a sneer.

"She is nothing!"

"Well, there is one more thing you can do to earn a portion of my forgiveness," Cordelia says as she moves her dress to the side, revealing her naked, shaved pussy.

With eagerness you move forward and bury your tongue into her cunt and begin to eat her out.

"Yes, Xander, love me, worship me!" Cordelia cries out.

You are glad to. Eating her pussy is the best thing in the world to you. Bringing her flowers and diamonds is a small...

Wait, what?

Flowers and diamonds? Where did you get those? Working your way up? What did that even mean. And what was with all of those lines? That was absurd.

It was all ridiculous. Except eating her pussy. That you didn't have a problem with.

"Yes, make me cum my lover!" Cordelia screamed out as her juices began to run down your chin.

She took a few steps back on unsteady legs as she looked at you. "Xander, I do regret that it has to be this way."

You try to speak, to ask a question, but you can't. It is like your mouth can move without your command. Suddenly things seem to fade away around you. The roses and necklace disappear. Your tuxedo turns into normal jeans and a shirt. The last thing you see is a small yellow light go from Cordelia and shoot towards you and then everything goes dark.

-

"...and then Aura told Miss Tisler that the dog ate her homework," Cordelia said, "do you believe that?"

"Uh, what?" you ask confused.

"God, Xander, try to pay attention," Cordelia says as she sips her coffee, "if you're going to bother me, the least you can do is listen."

You look around. You were in the Sunnydale coffee shop. Sitting at a table with Cordelia. Had you fallen asleep and dreamed all of that?

"Sorry, I'll be right back," you say as you get up and rush to the bathroom.

You practically dunk your head under the faucet. What just happened? That had felt so very real. Well, it had felt ridiculous, but also real.

You put your hand over your chest were the yellow light had hit you. Every time you pushed the world seemed to get swirly for just a brief moment.

As you exited the bathroom you saw two light hanging in the air. One red headed back toward Cordelia, and another, blue headed toward the door where Harmony was entering.

Or you could just ignore the lights and sit back down.