Xena and Joxer

Bliss fired the extra-strength barbed super-love arrows from his bow, as he looked at the trio of Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer. Where it hit two of the three gathered. Which was revealed when two of them moved to each other to embrace in a deep kiss, confusing the final member of the group.

Making Gabrielle asked the mind bending question, "Xena and... Joxer???"

"Maybe I should help out more often. It be worth it to get that kind of welcome." said Joxer, flirting with the woman in their shared embrace.

"Well, the help of such a mighty warrior would be worth it when Draco shows up. Perhaps we should find a way to train to work together... intimately." replied the dark haired battle princess.

Gabby seemed to be confused and turning a bit green, "Okay, this is sickening and weird. It's wrong sick. There has to be a reason for this... But first I need to find something to help me make sense of this. Maybe wine, a lot of wine..."

The blond headed way from the two, seeking a way to gather her thoughts on the matter. Even as the man and woman before her continued to flit and make out. Lips pressing against each other, tongues being thrust into mouths, salivia being swapped. Both were lost in each other.