Xander runs off before Amy can do anything

"Well I've got an idea," says Amy, "why don't we.."

Xander sees the look in Amy's eyes and bolts for the door. This is starting to get out of hand, Xander thinks to himself. I've got to go see Giles.

Xander grabs a cap as he runs out and pulls it low over his face. He risks a quick look back at Amy, who stands pouting in the doorway , as he walks quickly down the street.

After ducking into alleys and hiding behind cars anytime he saw a woman, he finally makes it to the school. He goes to the library and pokes his head in the door.

"Giles, are you here?", Xander whispers.

"Yes, I'm here," answers Giles with a bemused look on his face.

Xander breathes a sigh "Thank God. Are you alone?"

"Actually no, Cordellia is here as well."

"Oh great, that's just perfect," groans Xander. He sheepishly walks inside.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cordilia asks.

"Nothing. Um, Cordellia, I need to talk to Giles...alone please"

"Well you'll have to wait, I was just about to tell Giles about the weird stuff thats been going on." Cordellia replies. "So anyway, Giles, like I was saying, all the girls on the cheerleading squad have just broken up with their boyfreinds. I mean it's not like some aren't skanks that trade boyfriend every week. But, all of them, at once, and they all have been talking about..." Her eyes flash over to Xander "you...you know something don't you! Out with it now!"

Giles looks over at Xander, "Xander, do you know what's going on?"

Xander confesses everything about how he wanted to get Cordellia to love him and had Amy cast the spell, and how now every girl but Cordellia was in love with him.

"At first it was fun," says Xander, "I got lots of...umm.. 'attention' from girls, but a guy can only take so much 'attention' before he starts to...you know...not be able to be...attentive back?."

Giles sighs, takes off his glasses and rubs between his eyes, "Am I to understand that you had relations with some of the girls?"

"Um, yeah, but it was all...uh oral, nothing below our waists touched each other."

"With whom?"

"Does it matter?"

"It very well may."

"Well....maybe Buffy, and Willow, and Amy..well almost Amy"

Cordellia walks up and slaps Xander across the face, "You pig! You wanted to fuck me and now things aren't going well and you want our help to dig you out of the holes you got into! Well tough, I say we let the women fuck him till his brains fall out!"

Xander looks over at Giles, "Could they do that? Boink me to **** I mean?"

Giles pulls out a large old book and starts leafing through it, "There are many different love spells, but very few could be miscast to cause such a widespread effect. Let's see...ah... here we go, Amy probably used this one, all the materials needed for the spell could be gather locally and it requires only one person to cast it."

Giles reads a bit and then looks up, "Yes, if we don't do anything, a group of dozen or more women will more than likely band together, their desires will overwhelm them and you would be literally fornicated to ****."

"Good," says Cordellia, "A perfectly ironic **** for a horn dog."

Xander ignores her, "Isn't there any way to reverse it?"

Giles reads on, "Yes, it would appear we have several options. You could make love to every women affected under a full moon, given the scope of the problem that may take some work. We could kill you, which would immediatly break the spell. Let's see, you could pleasure yourself in front of a gathering of all the women affected"

"**** or public humiliation, those are are mighty tempting," Xander says, "Anything else, like shoving a branding iron up my ass or castration?"

"A ritual castration is an option listed here," responds Giles," the only other option," he looks over at Cordillia, "is for the original target of the spell to willing accept the spell and fall in love with you."

Cordillia shakes her head "No way, no way. I am not letting this pervert touch me or do anything...no way!