Would you do it for a handjob?

Don't judge me, alright? I was getting ****. I couldn't walk around half naked any longer,

"Would you do it for a handjob?" I asked, putting on my sexy voice.

"A rranrrob!?" Scooby yelled.

"No way, Jose!" Shaggy said shaking his head, "Not for my only shirt! It's blowjob or nothing!"

I was shocked, no one's ever turned down a handjob from me before!